This Kitten's Got Claws
I tried to make my boyfriend a sandwich today, and everything seemed perfect but then he came to me and said “sweetheart, the sandwich is perfect except the bread is moldy”. I can’t cook for shit. I can’t clean for shit. I can’t show up on time. I can’t reach the top cabinet. I can’t resist the urge to spend my money on useless stuff I will never use, like wooden clogs from Holland. …But I have nice hair.

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Watching ‘The B in Apartment 23’ and Krysten Ritter is my new girl crush. Oh my god the things I would do…oh the things.

tagged as: #krsyten ritter